Tummy Sticks: Brooks Laich Says That Julianne Hough Loves It When He Sucks Her Toes

Fox – Julianne Hough‘s husband, Brooks Laich, isn’t afraid to talk about the couple’s sex life.

During a recent episode of Laich’s “How Men Think” podcast, the 36-year-old was chatting with sexologist Miss Jaiya when the conversation turned to toe-sucking, according to People magazine.

“I do that,” Laich admitted, adding that Hough, 31, “really enjoys it when I suck on her toes. True story.”

I know that Brooks Laich is retired and hasn’t played since a brief little stint with the Kings in 2017-18, but holy shit some NHL team out there right now needs to hand this man a 1-year deal just for what he can bring to the locker room. As we all know by now, a team can only be as good as their best locker room story teller. Why do you think that a guy like Biz was able to hang around for so long? The season is long. It can be grueling at times,  especially when things aren’t going your team’s way. Which is why you always need to keep things light in the locker room. Every team needs a guy in there who can light up everybody else’s day and bring that positive energy right from the start.

So a guy like Brooks Laich? Well just the other week his wife did a nude photoshoot and came out as “not straight”. So right away that opens up the possibility of adding a few new female linemates to the bedroom. And now Brooks Laich is hopping on podcasts to talk about sucking toes? If sucking toes is the thing that you’re cool about openly talking about and letting the world know on a podcast, I can’t even begin to imagine what goes on in that bedroom that they’d prefer to just keep between them.

I’m not saying you need to give him a ton of ice time. Maybe just stash him on the 4th line and have a few guys out there double-shifting. But if you’re a team on the cusp of becoming a legitimate contender and all you really need to do is just continue building that team chemistry, reach out to Brooks Laich by the time I’m done writing this blog. The man is going to have stories for your locker room that will equate to at least 10-12 more wins.

And now some Julianne Hough.

@BarstoolJordie

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